Hello everyone and welcome to my first TS3 OWBC (Officially Wacky Boolprop Challenge). It seems so much less daunting than a full blown legacy given that it’s four generations as opposed to ten, AND there’s still so many things I haven’t done in TS3 that this challenge will let me explore. 
This is our founder, Alexis Negroponte. The naming scheme I will be using is the BOOLPROP one, but the firstnames will also have to be after a villain in a TV show/book/play/etc. (just in case I’m grasping at straws at some point for names). Alexis is named after Alexis Colby, from the 80s Drama/Soap Dynasty. Negroponte, well, I literally just clicked the dice and took the first lastname it gave.
Alexis’ traits are; Evil, Mooch, Schmoozer, Flirty, & Genius. Her LTW is the Gold Digger aspiration (she wants to see the ghost of her wealthy spouse).
This is her little shack in the marsh of Twinbrook. It clearly needs some intense TLC…
Of course, I had to get Alexis a job in the criminal career field. Here she is texting her boss, Sinbad Rotter, and setting up her FIRST of many romantic conquests.
“If he’s my boss, he must be rich… Can’t wait to mooch those 10 simoleons. ”
He also looks a bit uh – demonic, not sure if Alexis cares much about that though.
Yes, Alexis is wearing a fine piece of jewelry at the gym…
“First of all, it’s not even mine. Second, I like to wear all my jewelry at all times so I KNOW no b*tches are gonna steal it.”
Cash me ouside, how bow dat!? *shudder
Alexis’ romantic exploits & jewelry thievery earned her a reputation after only being in town a couple days. I forgot to opt the household out of the celeb system, ugh. Oh well.
“Hmm, I wonder what his sign is? That camera looks expensive…”
“Why don’t you uh- get angry or something so I can get a good money shot?” – Paparazzi
Really, how embarrassing for a ‘celebrity’ to be living in a literal marsh shack.
“Shush, this is my moment.”
“Huh? Possible schizo, okay…. thanks again.” -Paparazzi
Due to the story progression mod I have installed, Alexis’ boss actually changed to Dennis Racket. She happened to run into him at City Hall after she dropped off a ‘mysterious’ package…
“You know, Dennis, despite you being my boss, I really think I DESERVE some simoleons… I’ve fallen on some hard times recently. My dog died. I have no computer. The paparazzi are HOUNDING me.”
“Why of course Alexis, that sounds perfectly reasonable. Here’s ten simoleons.”
WOW. Ten? That’s it?!
“Nooo son, stay away from this- this witch!” – Father Racket (can’t remember his firstname oops…)
With the hustle game falling flat thus far, Alexis set up an online dating profile… Literally the most phony dating profile out there. It totally beats out even catfish. Family Oriented? Ha-ha-ha.
Later that night, Alexis went over to Sinbad’s to investigate his level of wealthiness. She was a bit disappointed.
“Where the hell did all the money you got from stealing diamonds go? Those couches are straight from the seventies, and that little plastic fireplace is TRAGIC.”
“You know Lexi, I have bills, and uh- I’m only a decoy. I thought you knew this?”
No wonder story progression corrected his BOSS status. 
But that still didn’t deter Alexis, who was still super attracted to Sinbad (and he has the evil trait as well, which probably helped tons.)
Apparently Sinbad lives with a pregnant women? I wonder if he’s the baby daddy… She randomly strolled through the bedroom after they Woohoo’d.
“You know Dennis, you seem like total spouse material after seeing Si-Someone’s living conditions. If I remember correctly you’re from the Racket family?”
“Why yes, I am.”
“Oh how LOVELY! So yeah, you should totally ditch that grey haired old wife of your’s…”
“Oh Alexis, you’re so beautiful, how could I ever say no?”
It’s WAY too easy to convince Sims to breakup with their significant others, oh my.
Clearly she uh- downgraded after their divorce. I am loving this story progression mod, I’d never played with it before prior to this.
Right away I had them become Boyfriend/Girlfriend. He’s either incredibly naive, or blissfully blind to the relationship he’s just walked into…
“Oh hello, is this the Racket residence?!”
Alexis! That’s Bill, Dennis’ older brother… What are you doing in your PJs??
“Oh my, oops. Must of just uh- slipped him in without noticing.”
Now she has a naughty reputation, great. HOpefully this doesn’t get back to Dennis before the wedding…
“You know Bill, what would make you look so much more macho is not working out.”
“Haha, oh really sweetie? What’s it then?”
“Give me some simoleons? Help a damzel in distress?”
Pffft, damsel in distress, sure. She then proceeded to role the want to skinny dip. Why not? She’s already slept with her boyfriend’s brother, what damage could a little nude swimming in his pool do?
“What’s your job by the way? I’m just curious.”
“I’m a politician.”
A Yes-Man- how do they afford this gigantic house??
“You know Den- Bill, I really think you and that butch looking Julienne are in splitsville already- may as well end things now, am I right?”
Ahh it’s just too easy!
Random Pool Party Attendee: “My god, I thought the Rackets were whackjobs, but this women- Who is she?”
Random Pool Party Attendee #2: “I’m getting the hell out of here, and taking my man!”
Bill’s face though.
AND with that, it was time for more Woohoo.
“Yeah, Bill can thank me later for making this party amazing.”
And then, Alexis was abducted by aliens. I really hope she comes back pregnant with an alien baby.
But even after her miraculous return from outer space, there was no time for sleep. Time was of the essence, because Dennis could easily find out Alexis had slept with his brother multiple times.
“Marry me Dennis, be my fairy to the world, be my very own constellation…”
Oh god, do NOT ruin that Chili Peppers song…
“YES!”
A wedding, shotgun style in Dennis’ ex-wife’s house. Classy. Clearly Alexis takes this very seriously, as evidenced by her bursting into manic laughter as the ring is slid onto her finger.
Pooooooor poooor Dennis….
“Follow me, I’ll show you my sh- house!”
“You live in a swamp?
“Yes hunny I’m basically Shrek.”
With the 8k Dennis brought in, the house was upgraded, with a second level, and balcony added.
But not even a day into the marriage and Alexis was already bored.
“Alexis, want to go out and get some drinks from that bar in town?”
“Uhm, no thanks. I took a shift at work tonight.”
“Alexis! It’s our honeymoon night.”
“Oh, I know.”
As her boss, you think he’d know she was lying.
But news travels fast, and JULIENNE ended up dating Sinbad. Alexis was not going to let this one slide.
“I’ll show him a better time than that butch.”
Now now Alexis, she’s probably a very nice lady.
“Oh Sinbad! That evil spark in your eye just sets me off.”
One thing led to another than they Woohood.
Quickly after Alexis returned home. Just to keep score, so far in this one day Alexis slept with: Bill Racket (her husband’s brother), an unidentified alien, Sinbad Rotter, & her husband Dennis Racket.
And managed to get knocked up by one of the four.
Julienne must be quite the catch, damn.
“I’m nearly an elder, why are you forcing my to strain myself at this smelly gym?”
Look, you need to become a RICH spouse to fulfill Alexis’ LTW, so get running Dennis!
Oh my god, it’s Julienne.
“This b*tch is gonna wish she hadn’t crossed my path!”
Did you see the absent minded stare Julienne gave her? I love it.
“What do you think you’re doing in MY gym?”
“Your gym?! You’re delusional. If anyone should be mad it’s me, you’re the homewrecker!”
“HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT ME LIKE THAT JULI!”
“Oh my god, I think one of my vertebrae cracked!”
And promptly after, Alexis popped.
“See, me and this baby must already be in tune. IT knew to wait until I had kicked that b*tches’–”
ALRIGHT. I’ll just ignore that she called her unborn child an IT, and end this chapter here. Who is the baby daddy (hint: It’s not her husband)? Will Dennis find out about Alexis’ serial cheating ways? Will Julienne make it into elderhood?
Thank you all for reading!
Here’s Drake, after having his birthday forgotten as well (in true Holley Legacy fashion).
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