Hello everyone and welcome back to the Holley legacy. When we left off Don had aged into an elder, and the heiress, Lana had aged into a young adult. Lana’s traits are Romantic, Kleptomaniac, and Materialistic. Her LTW is Fabulously Wealthy.
Also, in the last chapter I forgot to mention the rules I’ll be using. So for succession, I’ll be using equality, strict traditional, first born, and brood.
Right away I had Lana head downtown to meet a spouse. This first guy she met was a flop because he has the lazy trait, but they became bestfriends regardless due to him being a fellow kleptomaniac.
Then she met this guy, with the potruding beard at the bar. I hope that beard isn’t hiding a massive chin… His name is Jorden Zhou.
Lana: “Oh so you’re married? That shouldn’t really be a problem…”
Look on, bartender, yes, look on.
Lana: “You know that I could offer you so much more than you wife, right?”
Jorden: “The swanky legacy life?”
Lana: “Yes, and you’ll barely even have to work, my mom just sits and writes books all day. You should divorce Jayla [his wife].”
He agreed to that without any hesitation. Hm.
They then proceeded to skinny dip in public at the lounge. Classy people.
I love how uncomfortable the blue haired girl looks.
Blue Haired Girl: “Yeah, uh… why is she still naked at the bar?”
If I knew I’d tell you.
Lovely naked proposal! I’m still keeping Jorden’s unexposed chin in my prayers…
Jorden: “Wow, this looks great next to my old wedding ring from earlier today.”
Lana: “This wedding is going to bigger than the royal wedding! I want an arch, a cake, a bartender…”
We don’t even own a bar, Lana.
Lana: “Then we’ll buy one silly!”
Gosh, materialistic sims.
The wedding day arrived (only a day later…). Sadly Jorden sported his gross beard the majority of the time before he became controllable and I could remove the thing.
Poor Don, aw.
Drake: “This is a fake smile I’ll have you know. That guy is a major jerk.”
Lilly: “Shush Drake, it’s your sister’s wedding day! Let’s be positive.”
Yeah I mean, look how Don turned out. He became a doting dad afterall.
How can she reach his mouth with that beard poking out? Geeze.
Jorden’s traits are Cheerful, Ambitious, Music Lover, and Collector, and his LTW is to be a freelance botanist.
Lilly: “Congratulations daughter!”
Lana: “Thank you mom. Now if you’ll excuse us…”
Jorden: “Phew, now it should be smooth sailing from here, the hard part is over with, and I’m in a legacy!”
He totally lost the beard from the WooHoo… and the news he was about to hear had the affects of lazering his facial hair away. 🙂
Lana: “I’m pregnant!!”
Jorden: “Oh god! What!?”
Lana: “I’m. Pregnant. I expected you to be happier.”
Jorden: “I’m just a little shocked, that’s all…”
Yes, that’s what WooHoo tends to do, get people pregnant. Surprise surprise Jorden.
Jorden: “Excuse me while I eat my cake, and try to enjoy the rest of MY wedding day. No cameras please.”
The sass.
Drake: “God that guy is such a jerk. I can’t even refer to him as my brother in law, he’s just such a douche. I’m supposed to be the mean one, not him!”
Drake takes out his anger trolling the forums on a daily basis.
Don: “I- I can’t seem to move!”
Don literally stood here like this for 12 sim hours before I noticed him. Glitches, ugh.
Lilly: “For once, a break from my little office, and some downtime reading.”
It’s much deserved, I agree.
Lana: “I’m pregnant.”
Drake: “Oh, geeze? It’s not that as- Jorden guy’s, is it?”
Lana: “My husband’s? Yes, of course it is his silly!”
Drake: “Mom, Lana is pregnant already. A day after her wedding.”
Lilly: “So much for my down time…”
Lana: “Dad, I have big news for you. I’m pregnant!”
Don: “I kind of noticed already…”
Don: “Lana’s pregnant you know!”
Lilly: “Yes, that’s old news.”
Poor Don, so out of the loop. He seems to be the only excited one (along with Lana).
Jorden kept rolling whims to socialize with Jayla, aka his ex wife…
Snooty Townie: “I’m just going to pretend I didn’t see the Holley legacy’s FIRST HEIR’S spouse THAT close with his EX wife whom he left in a heartbeat! Just kidding, I’m going to tell all my friends. You can BET I’m going to totally tell Nancy Landgraab ALL about this!”
Jorden: “Uhm, do you really need to follow me here, snapping photos? I’d rather Lana didn’t find out about this…”
I capture EVERYTHING Jorden, get used to it.
Drake: “But Mom, he’s such a jerk. I heard from Malcolm Landgraab that he was at his ex-wife’s house yesterday, snapping selfies! At least let me noogie him once.”
Lilly: “Be the bigger person, and let Lana realize for herself the kind of man Jorden is.”
Drake: “Mmmph, I don’t think so.”
Lilly: “Lovely day isn’t it?”
Lovely day to get SICK, ugh.
Lilly: “God I’ve gotten old! My life has passed me by and I’ve done is written books!”
You still have alot of time left Lilly, don’t fret.
Jorden: “Damn, she’s goodlooking as an old lady!”
Lilly: “I’ll just smile and pretend I didn’t hear that.”
Lilly: “I know you’re pregnant Lana, but we really need to discuss this. Your husband has been making inappropriate comments about me.”
Lana: “Oh god, have you jumped on Drake’s anti-Jorden bandwagon? You’re all just jealous I’m happy.”
Lilly: “We’re only looking out for you.”
Lana: “Maybe you should look out for yourself, you’re breaking out in a rash mom.”
Lilly: “Okay Lana, don’t say I didn’t warn you.”
Lana: “AGGGGGHHHH!”
Lana: “Someone help, my water broke!”
No, you just peed yourself.
Lana: “Where is my husband? JORDEN!”
It’s a boy! Meet baby Prince (again, I’m naming the babies after artists/bands I like)! 
Your son was just born, where were you?
Jorden: “I have an important date to keep with a lady friend.”
*headdesk
Jorden: “What do you mean you can’t continue our relationship?!”
Jayla: “You left me to be in a legacy, and now you’re having second thoughts. I’m not just going to stand by and be treated like this Jorden.”
This is where I’ll end this chapter. Will Jayla and Jorden continue their fling? Will Lana finally realize her husband is a dog? Whatever happened to Dimitri (the guy Lana exchanged promise rings with)? Thank you all for reading.
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